Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...
...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Cloud Services
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What do you call it when you take pictures and share it with your family on the cloud?
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︎ Jul 06 2021
Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
A river is just a cloud based streaming service...
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︎ Jun 17 2021
What does the storm cloud wear under its raincoat?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
Cloud Nein
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
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︎ May 31 2021
What kind of pants do storm clouds have
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What did the cloud get for finishing in fourth place?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Cirrus-ly though
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︎ Apr 20 2020
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I've decided to start storing everything in the Cloud, and it's a lot easier than you'd think
Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do clouds wear underneath their pants?
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I tried to catch the fog one day
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Just had an argument with a cloud.
We came to a thunderstanding.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
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︎ Jul 07 2021
The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.
"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...
I hadnβt the foggiest idea what I mist.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What does that cloud look like to you, son?
It looks like rain to me.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I never get jokes about low flying clouds.
There's always something I've mist.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Cum..ulus cloud
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?
His parents gave him an airful.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What kind of shorts do clouds put on?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Did you hear the one about the cloud?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?
βIt sure is muggy outβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...
"Don't forget to tip your server."
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︎ Jun 09 2020
A technician was under a server rack doing maintenance.
He was fired for having his head in the cloud.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Cloud storage
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︎ Sep 01 2019
When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I don't like clouds...
They're always throwing shade.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests donβt just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
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Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.
dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
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