You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chungus_wungus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton.

When asked why, he said, β€œThe doctor told me I don’t need glasses.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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How does a train eat ?

chew chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Where does a Canadian go after a water chugging contest?

To the top of the litreboards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtSnakePlissken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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Q: What did the child say to their parent after chugging a soda quickly?

A: It was sodalicious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-ME_YOUR-DREAMS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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Never going drinking with Train drivers again......

All they did all night was tell me to β€˜chug,chug,chug,chug’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123woooohhaaa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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My boss said to me, β€œyou're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

I said, β€œI'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natty383
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I will admit, despite a couple years sober

People that complain too much make me wanna chug whine bottles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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How do trains drink?

They chug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ambidextrousone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Was giving my wife a massage and drinking a beer

I told her she was getting a Rub and Chug... She promptly ended the massage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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Stalin the Last Vodka Bender

Vodka…Vodka…Vodka…Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before he’s ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWimpyAsianKid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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How does a train eat?

It chew chews!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aaroneus89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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