Christian Rosenkreuz Puns

Part 1 the general overview

Part 2 the Yoga Path

Part 3 The Christian Gnostic Path

Part 4 - the Rosicrucian Path

Introduction

I am well aware that what I am about to post will be disagreeable to some folks here. Therefore, if anything I say, does not ring true to you, feel free to reject it. I will not and have no desire to engage in rank intellectualism. I am, of course, always happy to discuss specific matters in PM, but it is not a matter proper for general comment.

Context

It can be perceived how difficult it has always been to know Rosicrucianism, since Johann Baptist von Helmont (1577-1644), Gottfried Wilhelm Liebniz (1646-1716), and others could discovery nothing about Rosicrucians.

Rosicrucian initiation is historically traced back to a book written at the beginning of the of the seventeeth centry. It is stated in this book that the Rosicrucians were concerned with alchemical as well as other matters, such as higher education. This can be read in the book Fama Fraternitatis. What Rosicrucianism really is cannot be found in this book because Rosicrucian secrets were passed on only through oral tradition. What has externally taken on the name Rosicrucian is not very well suited to fathom the essence of the Rosicrucians.

It has only been very recently, since a second war in heaven, that it has been permissible to actually write down some of the secrets of the Rosicrucians.

To that end, I will do another series on secret history of the Rosicrucians and the incarnations of Bro. Christian Rosenkreuz. But here, we are discussing the seven steps of Rosicrucian initiation. This will be considerably different from the various kabbalistic-hermetic orders that engage in ceremonial high magic, so again - if what I am about to say does not ring true to your soul, feel free to reject it.

Stage 1: Study

The first stage of study requires the student to have the patience to acquire certain concepts concerning the world. First, the student must learn from their teacher. As an example, they must study, with devotion, what elementary Theosophy can provide as a teaching. They must attempt to grasp these teachings as well as they can. Any

In light of the recent posts that border on the subject of masonry in the tradition of the Memphis-Misraim rites, I have been looking deeper into the connection between the Misraim and Rosicrucianism. During this dive, I found the following article: Exploring Steiner's Secret Inner Circle of 12 and the Etheric Link to Christian Rosenkreutz by Giorgio Tarditi Spagnoli. The article is quite fascinating and brings up some points of history with which I was previously unfamiliar - a very interesting piece of writing that is worthy of understanding and contemplation. It may read as though the author has an apparent bias against Max Heindl and the Rosicrucian Fellowship, so you can take those paragraphs with a grain of salt, if you like. I hope you all find this as interesting as I have.

~ love and light

1. Priest - 04:08
   -- Original release: Lord of the Lost - Judas (2021)
   -- Songwriters: Eike Freese; Chris Harms

2. The Evil in Me - 03:00
   -- Original release: Combichrist - We Love You (2014)
   -- Songwriters: Andy LaPlegua

3. Dead Valentine - 03:56
   -- Original release: Hell Boulevard - In Black We Trust (2018)
   -- Songwriters: Chiara Cerami; Matteo Fabbiani

4. Atrophied - 03:41
   -- Original release: UnterART - Memento (2008)
   -- Songwriters: Grigory Feil; Chris Harms

5. Nur die Ewigkeit - 04:22
   -- Original release: Unzucht - Rosenkreuzer (2013)
   -- Songwriters: Alexander Blaschke; Toby Fuhrmann; Daniel LeClercq; Daniel Schulz

6. Hold on to Me - 04:33
   -- Original release: Scarlet Dorn - Lack of Light (2018)
   -- Songwriters: Anthony J. Brown; Bengt Jaeschke; Chris Harms

7. Termination Bliss - 03:16
   -- Original release: Deathstars - Termination Bliss (2006)
   -- Songwriters: Whiplasher Bernadotte; Nightmare Industries

8. Undone - 03:17
   -- Original release: Soulbound - Addicted to Hell (2020)
   -- Songwriters: Chris Harms; Johannes Stecker

9. Mein Diamant - 03:51
   -- Original release: Joachim Witt - Rübezahl (2018)
   -- Songwriters: Chris Harms; Joachim Witt

10. Eisblumen - 03:42
    -- Original release: Subway to Sally - Nord Nord Ost (2005)
    -- Songwriters: Bodenski; Ingo Hampf

11. Better - 03:30
    -- Original release: Faderhead - Better (2021)
    -- Songwriters: Faderhead

12. Loreley - 03:21
    -- Original release: Lord of the Lost - Thornstar (2018)
    -- Songwriters: Anthony J. Brown; Bengt Jaeschke; Chris Harms; Benjamin Lawrenz

13. Walls of Utopia - 03:21
    -- Original release: OH FYO! - Bravery (2017)
    -- Songwriters: Marius Hinkelmann; Felix Hochkeppel; Jan-Ole Waschkau

14. Everlasting - 03:27
    -- Original release: Iconcrash - Enochian Devices (2010)
    -- Songwriters: Jaani Peuhu; Pauli Rantasalmi

15. Nach uns die Sinn Flut - 02:57
    -- Original release: Harms & Kapelle - Meilenstein (2014)
    -- Songwriters: Chris Harms

16. Circles - 03:41
    -- Original release: Rain Diary - Circles (2021)
    -- Songwriters: Joni Asikainen; Lauri Kujasalo; Teemu Rantanen; Tytti Toppari

17. In Silence - 03:45
    -- Original release: Lord of the Lost - Empyrean (2016)
    -- Songwriters: Alexander Paul Blake; Anthony J. Brown; Chris Harms

18. Satans Fall - 05:15
    -- Original release: Saltatio Mortis - Das schwarze Einmaleins (2013)
    -- Songwriters: Robin Biesenbach; Timo Gleichmann; Fr

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

A play on words.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

They were cooked in Greece.