There's no second prize....
The Winner Takes It All.
The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"
It's all over the country!
It was all over town!
The cops are currently looking into it.
Mush-Rooms
First seen here
When i woke up my pillow was gone!
Call the SWAT team!
GodZillow!
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
A big IT
The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."
Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.
I heard it was a big feet of engineering
At the end of a giant's finger.
Edit: it helps if you say it out loud
It was a sign.
Police have called SWAT team.
Used to be called Matt.
"Huge Disapoint Mints!"
Now I'm parsley disfigured
He said “I heard this is a second-hand shop, where they at?”
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
He's kind of a has-bean.
Asgardians
It was instant.
An itch-hiker.
Feefiphobia.
So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......
"OK", I said, "Alpaca my bags".
toe truck
It was a big mist-stake.
It was kind of a big dill
Why did Yothu Yindi add Dancing Queen , Mama Mia and Waterloo to their play list?
Because they are Abba originals.
Someone please help, this is a giant pickle!
Feefiphobia.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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It's all over town!
