Celle Puns

He walked into the police station and yelled "help! I'm on five per cent!" First, a cop punched him. Then, one of them plugged him in to a power bank Suddenly he had reached 100%. It was a miracle They charged him with assault and battery

Mitosis

By taking Cellfies

It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."

Mitosis!

• 13 year old daughter

He's a stem major.

I said "Go on then!!"

Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.

It took too many screenshots.

After all, it lives its whole life in vein

Take a lot of screen shots!

Tellulater.

I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.

Don't let it replace your family.

Mitosis!

A microphone

Because it lost its contacts

He is now behind gold bars.

Turn up the brightness. ‬

My cell service is great now!

I call it Veriz'n shine..

Bad reception.

Stem cells

No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

She sells, C cells by the seesaw.

Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

a Cell-fie

ET&T

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

Sprint

Because sex cells.

Mitosis

Ow! That's my toe sis!

Ouch, mitosis!

Oh my toe sis!

What did the cell say to it's sibling when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis...