Please suggest some places to visit for one day trip in Niedersachsen or nearby areas.
Edit: Thank you all for your wonderful suggestions!
With u/Meshakhad starting this series of sorts, I decided to chip in aswell.
New Berlin System
The capitol system of Rheinland, named after Germany's capitol, Berlin.
Planets
Planet New Berlin
See above.
Potsdam
Named after Potsdam, the capitol city of the German state of Brandenburg.
Bases
Dortmund Station
Named after Dortmund, Germany's 8th largest city.
Essen Station
Named after Essen, Germany's 10th largest city.
Oder Shipyard
Named after the Oder, a large river running through Poland, the Czech Republic and Germany.
The Ring
Named after the Station's physical shape, resembling a Ring.
Edit: u/Vis0n pointed out that the name might also reference the Berlin Ringbahn, or the Berlin Outer Ring.
Bonn Station
Named after Bonn, Germany's largest metropolitan area and, famously, the Birthplace of Beethoven.
Kreuzberg Depot
Named after Kreuzberg, a district of Berlin.
Brandenburg Border Station
Named after Brandenburg, one of Germany's 16 States
Fields
Aachenfeld
Named after Aachen, the 28th largest city of Germany.
Harzfeld
Named after the Harz, a highland area in northern Germany.
Ruhrfeld
Named after the Ruhrgebiet, a polycentric urban area in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.
Saarfeld
Probably named either after the Saar River, a river in northeastern France and western Germany, or Saarland, Germany's smallest state that isn't a city state.
Hamburg System
Birthplace of the Unioner movement and an important chokepoint for trade between Rheinland and Liberty. It is named after the City and State of Hamburg
Planets
Planet Hamburg
See above.
Planet Hannover
Named after Hannover, capitol city of Lower Saxony and Germany's 1
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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There hasn't been a post all year!
