My wife and I were starting to make out on the couch, when our cat scratched me.

My wife said she was protecting her. I said "no, you just can't have two women in a room without one of them getting catty."

She left the room, came back, told me that was a terrible joke, and left again. I was very pleased with myself.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dscott06
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My friend was talking about a coworker and she said...

I dont want to sound catty but meow

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ijustwannavoice
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