This summer when I was at the olympics I saw a man carrying a large pole so I asked: β€œOh are you a pole vaulter?”

And he said β€œno I’m German but how did you know my name was Walter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bleedthebeat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

The man says, β€œActually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My dad was walking down the street, and saw a man carrying a twelve-foot pole on his shoulder.

He asked the man "Excuse me, but are you a pole vaulter?"

The man replied "Actually I am Ukrainian, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StacheKetchum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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If a person carries a pole with a flag that says "I like to be dominated"

... does that mean it's a substandard?

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So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...

So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loam_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I saw a guy in the Olympic Village

He was carrying a massive stick so I said to him "Are you a pole vaulter?" to which he replied "No, I'm a German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

Joke shamelessly stolen from u/tunafriendlydolphin β™‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maribaby887
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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The Pole Vaulter

During the Olympics in Rio last year, a journalist was walking through the Olympic Village, and passed a guy carrying a long pole over his shoulder.

"Hi! Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how do you know my name?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stereoroid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

β€œNo,” says the man, β€œI’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exman1992
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Whoops

At the Olympics, I saw a man carrying a long stick. β€œAre you a pole vaulter?” I asked.‬

β€ͺβ€œNo,” he replied. β€œI’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”‬

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