6 Hilarious Carry Me (song) Puns

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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📅︎ Oct 31 2020

Overheard a Dad joke at the store

I was just leaving the grocery store the other day when a car alarm went off in the parking lot. The guy behind me carrying his kid gasped and shouted, "Hey! It's my favorite song!"

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👤︎ u/SarcasticVoyage

📅︎ Oct 09 2013

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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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I always carry a stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 21 2019

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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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I carry a stone with me to throw at anyone who sings Christmas carols before Thanksgiving.

It is my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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