A list of puns related to "Car float"
Dad: hey son, why do you think they strap the boat to the top of the car like that?
Me: well, if it was flipped the other way, I would think the wind would catch it or something.
Dad: no, they do that because if the car flipped on a bridge over water, the boat would let them float on the water.
Me: sigh
>Dad: Are you a float? > >Mom: Why? > >Dad: Because you have a parade of cars waiting for you to turn!
My dad and I were in the car the other day and we passed a truck that said it contained compressed helium. My dad looked at me and said "I bet they had to weigh that truck down so it doesn't float away"
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