I told him,"It's actually pronounced"gnu."The "g" is silent!
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
It was quite an oar deal.
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
I asked if he wanted to man the left or right paddle.
He said either oar.
I just call it a Rowbot.
It’s f*cking close to water.
She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?
I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
A sale boat.
Because it’s capsized.
Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
They’re oarable.
because it's capsized.
You flip it over and it becomes capsized.
He told me it was really expensive because its material, kevlar, its seats, leather, and the hull, 9 yards.
It was quite the oar deal.
I had the same idea, but I missed the boat.
Either oar.
It's fucking close to water
Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
Either oar.
President Robama
A Rowbot
They'll be powered by a few row bots
I told the kids it's iron oar.
Some oak on the water; there's fire in this guy.
"Canoe?"
A row-bot.
Sex in a canoe
"Why?"
Because it's fucking close to water
While there, I picked up my phone and said "Hello, Yeah this is him. On my way." Looked over at my friends and said, "oh don't worry, that was just nature calling" and headed towards the bathroom. I could hear groans behind me. Yeah... They almost left me there
Because it's f***ing near water. (He doesn't even have kids, so I guess it's an uncle joke)
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2d7304/our_canoes_got_stuck_and_this_guy_comes_to_help/cjmua87
>/u/juinjing: Can't you canoe faster than you can swim? Legitimate question. I am not an aquatic man.
>/u/Juiceman17: A canoe is certainly faster than a cannot
The year is 1541 and the French have just begun colonization in North America. Young Jean-Luc is in his newly crafted home when suddenly his friend Jean-Pierre bursts through his front door. 'Jean Luc!' he exclaims. 'You weel nevar believe! I 'ave 'eard word of a bacon tree!'. Jean-Luc looks confused and scoffs 'Imposseeble! You cannot grow BaycON on a tree!'. 'Come! And I weel show you ze bacon tree!'. So Jean-Luc & Jean-Pierre set off down the river, with Jean-pierre providing direction to the enigmatic 'bacon tree'. Finally, they pulled over onto a small beach that lead to a large forest. 'Stay 'ere and watch ze canoe, and I weel bring ze bacon back from ze bacon tree!' said John-Pierre. Hours go by and John-Pierre hasn't returned. As night falls, and Jean-Luc is about to enter the forest to look for his friend, he hears a rustling in the nearby brush, to which Jean-Pierre stumbles out, bloody and with arrows through his legs and arms. 'Jean-Pierre! What 'appened!!' exclaimed Jean-luc. 'Turns out it was not a bacOn tree.....it was an 'AMBUSH!!!'
it’s fucking close to water
Fucking close to water
It was quite the oar deal.
It was quite the oar deal
It’s a big oar deal!
It's fucking close to water.
Because it is capsized.
