A list of puns related to "Canary"
There arenβt any canaryβs there either.
There are no canaries there either.
[[in your deepest possible voice]] Here kitty kitty kitty....
You kill 2 birds with one stone.
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
Cheap cheap cheap
I'm just saying the Canary was alive when you got here.
A man dressed in rubber boots, orange overalls, yellow hard hat with a light on, blacked up face and a canary on his shoulder walks into a pub. The whole pub goes silent and everyone stares at him for a few seconds then carries on what they were doing. It was only a miner distraction.
It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
The doctor says it's untweetable.
He wanted a light snack.
President Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next!
Pets I want to have....
An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo DiβCarprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.
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Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
He has chirpees.
It's a canarial disease.
It's untweetable.
A virus has been found on twitter, it's called "Chirpees". They say it's a canarial disease, but thankfully is tweetable.
Canaries are going cheep!
Two 500lb canaries π (Joke may or may not have been stolen from The Andy Griffith Show S2 EP5 "Barney on the Rebound")
"Looks like she has a canarial disease."
A what, Dad? Canarial disease?
"Yep. No tweetment."
Did you know?
On the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary.
and on the Virgin Islands, there is not one Canary there either.
There are no canaries there either.
Same with the Virgin Islands. Thereβs no canaries there either.
There's no canaries there either
Also on the Virgin Islands - same thing - not one canary there either
... And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing. Not one canary there either.
<in your lowest possible voice> Here kitty kitty kitty...
I'm not saying your perfume is too strong.
I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here. :D
There are no canaries on the Canary Islands.
And on the Virgin islands... >!nope, no canaries there either!<.
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