Can you name a country in Africa?
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What is the name of a casino that even kids can gamble in?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
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︎ Jan 11 2021
If you name your daughter Margarita, when she talks back or gets sassy you can say,
"I didn't ask for salt on the rim Margarita!"
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︎ Nov 28 2020
In America, you can register a domain name at Godaddy.com, but...
insovietrussiadomainregister.su
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Can you name all the bones in the body?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Can someone come up with a pun for the name Candace?
I don't wanna go with 'Candace get any better', since she probably heard that a thousand times already. Thanks!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Can you guys come up with a pun using my crushβs name?
Her name is Amelia can you guys help me out?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Name something that can be both sexy and scary at the same time.
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︎ May 08 2020
[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes.
Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! π
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Can anyone remember the name of that album by Nirvana?
I just remembered, Nevermind
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︎ Apr 18 2020
"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product
I couldn't describe it butter myself
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︎ May 04 2020
Can you name 3 places in Scotland that are also the names of Grand Prix winning racing drivers?
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(Lewis) Hamilton
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Stirling (Moss)
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Ayr Town Centre!!!
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︎ May 18 2020
Your first name can highly influence your chances for pregnancy.
Like a Sophia has higher chance of getting pregnant in comparison of an Andrew.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Wuntu is the name of the app and can be read as "want to"
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︎ Nov 26 2019
[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
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︎ Aug 19 2019
I've had a lispth my entire life. Plusth I can't remember the name of the upper musthcle of the leg.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Looking for a pun I can make with someoneβs name to ask them to homecoming
Their name is Lya (Lee-uh)
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I know this has been asked here before but can yall do your thing and make a pun on my name?
My name is Naomi
Pronounced "neigh- oh-me".
"mayo" and "gay" related puns have already been used on me by multiple friends but I want to know if there's anything better out there
THANKS
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What do you name a boat that can self-operate?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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︎ Oct 19 2017
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Can someone help me out with a name pun with the name Nina and Olivia? (Separate) thanks.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? Iβm a high school teacher and am implementing a βphone hotelβ. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it βPhone Hotelβ with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
My friend canβt remember the name for ninja stars
"Sure he can" I thought.
Credit to u/phillip_gloomberry for revising the joke.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
I think we can all come up with a better name for underwear.
Butt hatβs none of my business.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What name can make the most puns?
I'm not talking a combo like Christopher Walken to Christopher Sitten but like on general. Ex. Joe away man!
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︎ Jan 05 2019
"Do you have a name or can i call you mine?" - female pokemons hitting on Mr. Mine
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︎ Jul 07 2019
My ex can't take care of her hen so she gave it to me and asked me to name it
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︎ Apr 07 2016
Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, βcan anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?β Johnnyβs hand shot up:
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My dad tells people his name is Sam at every restaurant we go to so when they call his name he can say "Sam I am"
He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.
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︎ Mar 07 2015
Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear...
Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!
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︎ Sep 29 2013
Today my son asked βCan I have a book mark?β And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesnβt know my names Brian.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
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︎ May 08 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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