If your name is Foster you're probably an orphan.
Because your parents are Foster parents.
Iโd first like to make sure this thing is working. If your name is Michael, please stand up.
That concludes the mike check
Is your name Michael? Yes or No?
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jeffersonโฆ He said, โBut dad, your name is Brian.โ I said, โI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.โ
When your partner's name is Martin
Policeman: What is your name?
Me: The Wizard of Oz
Policeman: Your FULL name...
Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces
1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said โI lost my brotherโ. The police said โwhat is your nameโ โshutupโ the police said โwhat did you say to meโ โshutupโ. The police said โare you looking for troubleโ โyepโ
If your math teacher's name is Craig, every spreadsheet he makes is a Craigslist
Is your name Ariel...
Because I think we were mermaid for each other.
Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, and Iโll be delivering your baby.
Dad: OB Juan, youโre our only hope.
When your name is Lando and youโre in Nandoโs car and you nearly crash
Man 1: "Is your name Grant?" Man 2: "No, Im Ed."
Man 1: "I'm sorry I took you for Grant, Ed."
Your friend Lee asks you what is another name for a mother...
A parent, Lee.
If your name is Faim and you own a house, your hall would be the Hall of Faim.
The Script and will.i.am could be your flatmates
Is your name Mary?
Cuz you so poppin!
/r/puns I need your help. My best friend is having a baby girl named Zoe and I need a horrible pun name for his baby blog.
"Hi my name's Eric." "Is that your last name?"
"What?"
"Is your first name Lief?"
Courtesy of my roommate's grandpa.
Is your name Winter?
because you'll be coming soon.
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jeffersonโฆ He said, โBut dad, your name is Brian.โ I said, โI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.โ
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, โBut dad, your name is Brian.โ
I replied, โI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.โ
When I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson, he looked quizzically at me and said, โBut your name is Brian...โ
I exclaimed, โI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"
