Will Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Will Name"

The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.

Bernie.

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👤︎ u/stefan715
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...

There’s a Taiwan.

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👤︎ u/Kinjesus
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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I know what the Redskins new name will be.

The Possums. The play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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👤︎ u/mycorona69
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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You will never be as lazy as the man who gave a name to the..

Fireplace

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👤︎ u/JadedByEntropy
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
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👤︎ u/eshareth
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.

If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.

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👤︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, "Don't be silly!"

"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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What was the name of that Meteor will cause Gen Z to panic?

Meteor little brother!

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👤︎ u/SlayCC
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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If I ever have twins I will name one Pete

And the other Repete

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👤︎ u/thespunkmunky
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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My firstborn son's name will be Jason

My name's Jay

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👤︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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👤︎ u/ThatCoconut
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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At what age will Ryan Gosling change his name to Ryan Goose?
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👤︎ u/HanSoloCenturyFalkon
📅︎ May 10 2016
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Wife and I are at my son’s yellow belt ceremony and we see that the grand master’s name is Soon Man Lee, I chuckle she doesnt get why. I look her dead in the eyes, he’s not manly yet, but he will be soon. Now she thinks I’m damaged in some way.
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👤︎ u/Kuchi_Kopi_number2
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"

How am I supposed to login then?!

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👤︎ u/chriskj2006
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.

That's a terrible name.

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👤︎ u/unholysifiman21
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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The next iphone will come out with the President of China's name on it

It's called the iPhone XI

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ May 11 2018
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once ISIS gets uprooted and dispersed, they will change their name to ISISN'T

ISIS NOT

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👤︎ u/hyperdecimal
📅︎ Jul 23 2015
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You can't name your son jack, no one will be able to say hi to him on a plane.

Hijack

My dad literally just said this to me. Lol.

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👤︎ u/madmike6537
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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What will Kim Jong Un name his kids?

Kim Jong deux and Kim Jong trois

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👤︎ u/engoac
📅︎ Dec 27 2014
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My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name...

I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize! Why would anyone pick on you?!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jan 07 2018
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