Carbon dating.
Pin drop silence
Tinderloin
Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
(putting the romance back in necromance.)
Well they couldn't call it At School Suspension because that would spell a bad word.
I am not a dad. I am a daughter. For longer than I can remember, I have called my dad at "too early" times in the morning, woke him up, and told him a joke. This was a daily occurrence. Hence how I found this sub.
My dad died on Monday. You guys helped me wake him up with laughter so many times and I got to hear him laugh every day. Thank you r/dadjokes.
Edit: spelling
Wow I really did not expect so many people to see this post or to take the time to comment and reach out to me. Thank you all so much for your thoughts and kind words. It really means a lot. This is a great community and I'm so glad to have found it. As a mom to two beautiful little jokesters, I will absolutely continue pestering them with daily jokes and keep the tradition and the laughter alive.
For those asking, his favorite jokes were the really long ones that took forever to tell and had bad/ the best punchlines. The one that immediately sticks out was posted here either Sunday or Monday and was the last one I got to tell him. I will see if I can find it and figure out how to link. It was about a farmer who really loved tractors.
Thank you to the kind redditors who found it for me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/slwg7y/bit_of_a_story_to_this_one_but_well_worth_the_read/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
So, I've downloaded something called the 'Bugs Bunny' to fix it.
Its a 'WhatsApp Doc'
A cartoon character went into the pickle business. He's calling the product Daffy Dills. He hopes his business blooms.
https://images.app.goo.gl/cMAjKCoAqcC8RdDp7
Watts-App.
Synapse.
It’s a WhatsApp Doc.
They're calling it an express-o.
- Thanks to sourceshrek for inspiring this joke with his own: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qqf7i0/a_girl_i_once_dated_was_an_italian_pastry_chef/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Son actually calls an ambulance.
Dad dies of disappointment.
It said it would kill me unless I found it love. So I made an app to find it a partner. I called it Dating Pool
http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png
