They say Cain was the first murderer...

But between you and me, I don’t think he was abel to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lontano-02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I cain't believe these puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hopebagelko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I reread the story of Cain and Abel... the bastard murdered his bro!

He really rocked his world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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How long did Cain hate his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKingGaron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Cain could have been a good guy,

If only he were Abel too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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It's kinda ironic that some people use a Cain to be Abel to walk.

For those who don't understand. In the Christian Bible, Cain killed his brother Abel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-boulder-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What did Abel become after Cain killed him?

He became unabel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricAKAPode
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Whaddya call a deer that cain't see?

No eye-deer! (Say it in yer best southern accent)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeNachos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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After Cain killed his brother in the Garden of Eden...

Adam and Eve became dis-Abeled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoodafakizit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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After Cain committed the first murder....

His whole family was dis-Abled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t-rexatron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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What Caine did to his brother?

DisAbeled him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrZxAlan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What did the doctor prescribe to the supernova who was complaining of the aching of their leg?

Nova-cain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDreadist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I went to Raising Caine's and asked for a hamburger.

They said they weren't Able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremysomething
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Horatio Caine wud have been proud. imgur.com/ejUTaEm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?

Hurry, Cain!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Guess Abel wasn’t as hard-headed as we thought.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaBaronDV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What did Abel say to his brother when he saw a big storm approaching from the sea?

Hurry Cain you don’t wanna get caught in that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allout_atl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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A man got hit hard in the head with a can of Coke

It’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coochiegoblin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.

He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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This morning while waiting for a nurse to take the cast off my leg.

Nurse walks past my bed, trying to find someone else. She looks at me and asks, "Kane?" I replied, no thanks.. I already have my crutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoop_cow_grazeit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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What is a drug dealer's favourite sport?

Cro-caine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Little known biblical fact...

Cain didn’t kill his brother Abel until after he had killed their other two brothers, Edward and William Nigel. To be fair, they practically volunteered to be killed; after all, they were Eddy, Will N., and Abel.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
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