11 Hilarious CTS Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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👤︎ u/FredDerfman

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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Did you know Hartford, CT has the friendliest criminals?

They excel at con-etiquette.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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Why are conventions in Hartford, CT polite and respectful?

Because it's con-etiquette

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👤︎ u/Purplehairpurplecar

📅︎ Apr 01 2018

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I made a funny on facebook marketplace

I'm the last comment 😂

https://i.imgur.com/ctCH77E.jpg

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👤︎ u/undefined_reference

📅︎ Mar 28 2021

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A drone is flying over my city

I bet it is doing a CT scan

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👤︎ u/cbsxact7

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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I'm unreasonably proud of this interaction

https://i.imgur.com/7GJQhCT.png

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👤︎ u/nezroy

📅︎ Mar 19 2019

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Dad Jokes in a Snowstorm

This seriously just happened to my sister. Background: I live in CT, and we just got a big snowstorm.

Dad: We got more snow than Buffalo this year. Sister: Wow... Really? Dad: Yep. So far we got about 18 inches of snow and not a single buffalo.

My dad, ladies and gents.

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👤︎ u/Bagellum

📅︎ Jan 04 2014

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Lumber support

Dadjoked the wife with this one:

http://imgur.com/ctLkauq

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👤︎ u/technician218

📅︎ Apr 23 2014

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My radiographer dad.

Dad: "I had to CT a guy at work today. Poor guy had been hit in the head with a pillow."

Me: "Wha... a pillow?! How hard was it?"

Dad: "Pretty hard. They were worried he might have con-cushion..."

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👤︎ u/mattazza

📅︎ Feb 27 2014

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So I just got home from a business trip.

I texted my dad to let him know I landed, My flight was scheduled to take an hour and a half, but it only took an hour. I was flying from Hartford CT into DC.

Me: I landed.

Dad: That was quick!

Me: Yeah, only took an hour!

Dad: Well yeah, you were flying down hill

Me: -__-

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👤︎ u/marmo518

📅︎ Sep 22 2013

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When visiting my grandpa in the hospital

I was visiting my grandpa in the hospital and he got a CT Scan and lab work done.

He said: " They ran me over with a Siamese cat and a labrador retriever. "

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👤︎ u/kidgun

📅︎ Jun 29 2014

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