Someone stole some of my rap CDs.
What do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...
He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.
People used to laugh when I bought vinyls whilst they bought CDs. Now CDs are going away and vinyls are coming back in..
One may say that the tables have turned.
A paralyzed man in a wheelchair is handed a CD copy of "Inbetween Days."
So he stands up and just walks away.
What's the difference between vinyl, 8-track, cds, cassettes, and mp3s ?
With vinyl everyone can be a record holder.
If you think my puns are bad, wait till you CDs
"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."
"Lets party like its $19.99!"
A friend of mine brought a CD to Rome just for this
I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car.
They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
I heard someone stole a Shaggy CD from the mall
How do you burn a CD?
Tell it that it's obsolete.
What did they call the invention of CDs?
If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers
They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.
For Halloween, our priest taped Cd's to his glasses
It was a blessing in disk eyes.
My mom, in reference to my grandfather's POS computer, while holding a spindle of blank CDs, "Does it burn?"
"If I use enough gasoline it will."
A man threw two copies of the CD single 'I just Called to Say I Love You' at the artist.
My wife bought me a gift of broken CD of Dark Side Of The Moon. ..
I told her to stick it where the sun don't shine.
I hope my dad likes his new CD.
I asked him "Europop?"
He looked at me funny and said "Of course."
I had a Matchbox 20 CD that wouldn't play...
Secret of CD Projekt Red [Repost from /r/witcher]
Why are CD Projekt RED such good developers?
Because they Polish all their games
All credits goes to /u/Time_Terminal :)
My nostril got cut when a buddy tossed a Police CD at me...
Now it Stings with Every Breath I Take.
What CD was the cat listening to?
Meow That’s What I Call Music!
Client says to me that he can't find his ice cube CD.
I asked if anything was damaged when it melted.
CD from KFC
Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'.
Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!
I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car. They kept telling me to go the extra mile.
So I did, and I got lost.
What do you call a pan-sexual named Nick who works at a CD Store?
Pan Nick At the Disc Co.
I'll show myself the door.
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