Not so much a Dd joke, more a Grand-Dad joke.

When my Mum and her sisters were younger, in an attempt to keep them quiet for half an hour, he told them to sit down next to each other so he could do their portrait. Every now and again he would stop, look up and to ensure he had the correct scale, held out his thumb and squinted a little, then continued.

After half an hour they got restless and said "Are you done yet, let's see".

He turned the drawing pad around to show...a simple sketch of a thumb.

Not a Dad yet, but thankful to have this trick up my sleeve for when I am.

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What did the janitor say

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

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The perfect date
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I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long pole. He hates it.

It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.

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What's your idea for a perfect date?

MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.

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📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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If you tell me what my idea of a perfect date is...

I personally think it's DD/MM/YY. The rest are a bit confusing.

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📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What's your idea of a perfect date?
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📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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My neighbor is obsessed with navy destroyers

He warships them

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📅︎ Aug 23 2015
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My dad used to draw short, one panel comics all the time, back in the day. This is one of my favorites, I thought it belonged here.

Titled "Assault" http://imgur.com/P8vQXfo

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Sponsership

This post is brought to you by Dr End DDS and Dr Trans DDS. Come see us at Trans End Dental!

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Photographic evidence of a dad joke

http://i.imgur.com/uLfRhDd.jpg

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I was eating at Chin Chin's in NY NY in Las Vegas when I saw this on their menu

http://imgur.com/ddYc44E

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Dad had a comment about the Dunkin Donuts fire near me.

Dad was telling my mom about the DD building burning down when:

Mom: oh gosh is everyone ok?

Dad: yeah, and apparently there's a sale on the dark roast!

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