I recently DM'd a woman a picture of a couch. Then a dresser. Then a mattress. When she asked what I was doing, I said:

Just moving into your DMs.

This is for you single dads. My friend tells me it works every time.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/barelyonhere
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Dentists.

Rolling with my friend and his dad. Friend: Hey dad, points to dentist sign what does the DMD stand for? Friend's dad: Dentist man, Dentist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kustomer337
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