I always fall down from my cycle riding on uneven bumpy roads.

It's a vicious cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnreese421
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Pilot comes on the intercom following a very bumpy landing

β€œSorry about that folks. Not my fault, it’s the asphalts”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacat29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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On my way back from Thanksgiving holiday, the flight had to make a slightly hard landing due to the crosswind. Then the flight attendant announces: " Sorry for the slightly bumpy landing. It wasn't the Captain's fault, most definitely not the my fault...

It was the Asphalt."

The whole flight lost it. It was glorious :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagarreddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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That bike ride was a bit bumpy

You should get a horse, it would be more stable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Notknow-knotnow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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I'm reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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In college I took a class on braille.

The professor said we'll probably touch on everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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It’s easy to learn brail.

You just have to get a feel for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.

You just have to have a feel for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I asked a blind girl out in braille today...

...she left me on felt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaySalami
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I used to work at a square tyre factory...

It was a real bumpy ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerrySlews
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How was your flight?

Like a pickle.

?

Short and bumpy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeifSized
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Tables turned and got one on my dad today

Driving down driveway

Dad: "the driveway's getting pretty bumpy, it needs to be grated." Me: "I'd give it a D+"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickc211
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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My dad while driving through a farming community

As we pass a pasture full of sheep on a particularly bumpy road:

"Man this road is baaaaaaaad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteRussian90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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I’m reading a horror book in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen.

I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trainsareepic
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I am reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exulton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I began reading a horror novel in Braille.

Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I have a phobia of speed bumps...

...but I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopoldLoeb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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I've developed a fear of speed bumps.

But I'm slowly getting over them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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