I picked up an electric bug zapper racket the other day. All you bad bugs beware...

...I just joined the SWAT team.

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👤︎ u/RoccoRacer
📅︎ Aug 23 2016
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My dad took the phone from my mom when I was talking to her and came up with this one...

Dad: Did you get those batteries you needed?

Me: What batteries?

Dad: The ones for the bug zapper. There's some lady that sells them at the beach.

Me: Who? What are you talking about?

Dad: You know the lady. She sells D Cells down by the sea shore.

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👤︎ u/jackya
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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