I had an awkward dinner with my son before his date...

I asked him what her name was while we had Buffalo burgers, and he revealed his name. I made sure to cut the dinner short after that. My wife thought it was because I was ashamed of him, but that wasn't true at all.

I was just excited to say "Bye son" to my Bi-son after he finished eating his Bison.

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📅︎ Feb 17 2022
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Dinner with dad

Dad: What are you cooking for dinner tonight?

Me: Vegetarian buffalo burgers.

Dad: Your Kidding...

Me: Nope

Dad: You found some vegetarian buffalo?

Me: Dad, all buffaloes are vegetarian.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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