What did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/primo8731
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a tall buffalo?

Buffahigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you hear about the buffalo that lived 200 years?

It just celebrated its bison-tennial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do u call a buffalo that likes both genders?

A bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tritoslp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why are buffalo so good at hiding?

To bison time to escape from predators.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?

A Bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerBearBar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left to school ?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why is buffalo chicken more expensive than regular chicken?

Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.

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What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?

A booffalo.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?

Bi son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samfeegan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?

A Bisontennial!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothingsexy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardatworktom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day

I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantsalot99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.

"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My family just celebrated the 200th anniversary of owning a buffalo farm!

Yep. It's our bison-tennial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I was dropping my kid off when I saw a wild Buffalo charging him

I yelled β€œBison!”

He looked back at me, waved, and said β€œbye dad!”

Poor kid never even saw the Buffalo before he got speared...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnoble2945
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?

He was a bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wildeyewilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What did the momma buffalo say to her baby buffalo on his way to school.

Bi-son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MooMoooCows
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...

Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"

Me: "No... They're made of buff."

She didn't talk to me the whole way home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuctTapeNinja99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?

You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call a 200 year old buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seudonim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What did the water buffalo say to his son as he was getting on the bus?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechnicalLeave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Buffalo Soldier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximokush666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I’ll never forget what I said to the water buffalo I treated like my child when I had to let him go,

β€œGood bi-son”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Jay2735
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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A buffalo dropped his boy off at school and said...

Bison

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What did the Buffalo say to his dying son?

Bi son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishan11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What did the dad buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off to school?

BISON.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/black_panthe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his son as he left for work ?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThomasKatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What did the father buffalo say to his kid while dropping him off at school?

Bison..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmaff90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What did the buffalo dad say to his son when he moved out for college?

Bye son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Orehoj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What did the buffalo say when his boy left?

Bison.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cullly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

β€œBison.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy as he left for school?

Bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xdefmodex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilkens1023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What did the buffalo say when his son left ?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What did the buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemihilex
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his child?

Bi-son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What did the buffalo say when his son went off to college?

Bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriangularWaffles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mjjjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bye son.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What did the buffalo say to his son before he left?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMDR_Gungoose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What does the Buffalo say to his son when he leaves for college?

Bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yayoletsgo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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