What did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school?
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Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a tall buffalo?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Did you hear about the buffalo that lived 200 years?
It just celebrated its bison-tennial
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What do u call a buffalo that likes both genders?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why are buffalo so good at hiding?
To bison time to escape from predators.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left to school ?
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Why is buffalo chicken more expensive than regular chicken?
Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because theyβre tenders.
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"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My family just celebrated the 200th anniversary of owning a buffalo farm!
Yep. It's our bison-tennial.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I was dropping my kid off when I saw a wild Buffalo charging him
I yelled βBison!β
He looked back at me, waved, and said βbye dad!β
Poor kid never even saw the Buffalo before he got speared...
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What did the momma buffalo say to her baby buffalo on his way to school.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
She didn't talk to me the whole way home.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What do you call a 200 year old buffalo?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What did the water buffalo say to his son as he was getting on the bus?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Buffalo Soldier
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Iβll never forget what I said to the water buffalo I treated like my child when I had to let him go,
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︎ Feb 09 2020
A buffalo dropped his boy off at school and said...
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What did the Buffalo say to his dying son?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What did the dad buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off to school?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What did the Buffalo say to his son as he left for work ?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What did the father buffalo say to his kid while dropping him off at school?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What did the buffalo dad say to his son when he moved out for college?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What did the buffalo say when his boy left?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy as he left for school?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What did the buffalo say when his son left ?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What did the buffalo say when his child left for college?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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︎ May 16 2020
What did the Buffalo say to his child?
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︎ May 23 2020
What did the buffalo say when his son went off to college?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
What did the buffalo say to his son before he left?
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What does the Buffalo say to his son when he leaves for college?
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