Budweiser?

Me sitting in the final interview of AbInbev.

Interviewer: Sorry, You are not selected.

Me: Budweiser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YashBanzal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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A bartender asked me who makes Budweiser. I said Anheuser-Busch.

She said just fine and how's your dick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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You know how they make Budweiser?

They send him to school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColeELTH
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What is a better beer than Budweiser?

Budweisest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paul-thewineguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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How do you make Budweiser?

This was several years ago but while driving in the car with the family and we pass a Budweiser factory.

Dad: How do they make Budweiser?

Mom: They do something with fermenting the hops and yeast...

Dad: They send him to school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevin2794
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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Why do the French love to drink Budweiser?

Why do the French love to drink Budweiser?

Because after you drink a few you're a peein'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jiveon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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How do you make Budweiser?

You send him to school!!! My grandpa had some awesome dad jokes in his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcdaddy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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Why did Bud go to school?

To make Budweiser

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Drinking beer with a philosopher....

Makes you nothing Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trelas_123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My friend thinks drinking beer makes him more intelligent.

I don’t think that makes my Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My friend told me that beer would make him smarter

But I don't think anything would make my Budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Tim worked in a brewery until one day he was fired without notice....

So he went to his boss's office and said, Budweiser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewillson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I told my friend to stop drinking beer.

I caught him drinking yesterday! I guess he was none the Budweiser...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kranchers
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What beverage makes cannabis more intelligent?

Budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiritLifter6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I work in a liquor store and got owned by an old guy who I thought had an honest question...

"How do they make Budweiser?" "Well, Budweiser is made partly from rice and uses forced carbonation, whereas most craft beer is made from barley and the carbonation comes from bottle conditioning." "No. They send him to school."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lux514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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Does Beer make you Smarter

I don't know. But it sure made Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneguy73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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My grandpa's nickname was "Bud"

He used to point at me and say, "Beer makes you smart, It made Budweiser."

Here's to Otto, "Bud".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wikiprofessors
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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Drinking a glass of clementine juice...

Me: This clementine juice is nicer than eating an actual clementine.

Dad: And this Budweiser is nicer than eating an actual bud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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Got my wife about an upcoming trip to Buda, TX.

We are heading to Buda, TX soon. Honestly, I'm not sure how to pronounce it, but I mentioned it to her and said "Bud-uh" like a Budweiser. She replied, "I think it's pronounced Boodah."

With a wry smile, I said, "I can't believe it's not Bud-uh!"

Edit: I've decided to pronounce it Bud-ah while we're there and use that response with everyone who corrects me (unless I'm right, in which case... I'm right).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtaxNOOOOOO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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Do you think beer makes you smarter?

Well it made Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboykid11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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A volunteer at my work just told me this one.

Volunteer: "Do you know how they make Budweiser?" Me: (like an idiot)"No, how?" Volunteer: "You send him to school!"

This was 30 minutes ago, still groaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sitzpinkler89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Do dad jokes by moms count?

Driving past the Budweiser factory in Newark, NJ:

Me: "I should get a job there"

Her: "Yeah, sounds like a great job. You would be really smart if you worked there."

Me: "Wait, what?"

Her: "Bud worked there and they named the beer after how wise be became."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awittygamertag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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My friend told me that beer would make him smarter.

but I don’t think that anything would make my budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Does beer make you smart??

Not sure, but it did make Budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braapbraap69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Does beer make you smart

Because it made Budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Did you know that beer can make you smarter?

It made my Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patmahoney123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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