Budweiser Puns

Me sitting in the final interview of AbInbev.

Interviewer: Sorry, You are not selected.

Me: Budweiser?

She said just fine and how's your dick.

They send him to school

Budweisest

This was several years ago but while driving in the car with the family and we pass a Budweiser factory.

Dad: How do they make Budweiser?

Mom: They do something with fermenting the hops and yeast...

Dad: They send him to school.

Why do the French love to drink Budweiser?

Because after you drink a few you're a peein'!

You send him to school!!! My grandpa had some awesome dad jokes in his time.

To make Budweiser

Makes you nothing Budweiser.

I don’t think that makes my Budweiser.

But I don't think anything would make my Budweiser

So he went to his boss's office and said, Budweiser?

I caught him drinking yesterday! I guess he was none the Budweiser...

Budweiser

"How do they make Budweiser?" "Well, Budweiser is made partly from rice and uses forced carbonation, whereas most craft beer is made from barley and the carbonation comes from bottle conditioning." "No. They send him to school."

I don't know. But it sure made Budweiser.

He used to point at me and say, "Beer makes you smart, It made Budweiser."

Here's to Otto, "Bud".

Me: This clementine juice is nicer than eating an actual clementine.

Dad: And this Budweiser is nicer than eating an actual bud.

We are heading to Buda, TX soon. Honestly, I'm not sure how to pronounce it, but I mentioned it to her and said "Bud-uh" like a Budweiser. She replied, "I think it's pronounced Boodah."

With a wry smile, I said, "I can't believe it's not Bud-uh!"

Edit: I've decided to pronounce it Bud-ah while we're there and use that response with everyone who corrects me (unless I'm right, in which case... I'm right).

Well it made Budweiser.

Volunteer: "Do you know how they make Budweiser?" Me: (like an idiot)"No, how?" Volunteer: "You send him to school!"

This was 30 minutes ago, still groaning.

Driving past the Budweiser factory in Newark, NJ:

Me: "I should get a job there"

Her: "Yeah, sounds like a great job. You would be really smart if you worked there."

Me: "Wait, what?"

Her: "Bud worked there and they named the beer after how wise be became."

but I don’t think that anything would make my budweiser

Not sure, but it did make Budweiser

Because it made Budweiser

It made my Budweiser.