Breast surgery Puns

A list of puns related to "Breast surgery"

My wife opted to have breast reduction surgery at the height of the covid pandemic...

Said she was trying to flatten the curve.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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My wife finally got her breast reduction surgery.

It's a weight off her chest.

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👤︎ u/wasprobot
📅︎ Feb 26 2022
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A woman woke up from breast augmentation surgery and didn’t recognize herself anymore...

she was having a real identitty crisis

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👤︎ u/kickassicalia
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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My wife just got a breast reduction surgery done and the doctor slapped a couple pieces of paper across her nipples that had bandage removal tips...

They were post-tit notes.

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👤︎ u/timmyb55
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I heard a story about a woman who got plastic surgery to have 12 breasts.

Sounds weird, dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/Ukasso
📅︎ Sep 24 2022
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I just have a question

What is the going flat-rate for breast reduction surgery?

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👤︎ u/universal_buttplug
📅︎ Apr 14 2013
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[REQUEST] Anyone know any good puns about breast reductions?

My mom is having breast reduction surgery and laughter is the best medicine!

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👤︎ u/KatharticHymen
📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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Breast reduction surgery.

A massive weight off her shoulders.

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👤︎ u/Dirty-Slippers
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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