A list of puns related to "Brake van"
It was a used and fairly old car, so it was a little smelly...
Dad: So how many horse power does this car have?
Me: About 250, why?
Dad: I think one of them died.
Driving the family car with a whining engine when the brakes squeek obnoxiously
"Looks like this van has more than one squeal"
"Yeah, including the nut behind the wheel!"
Need to ask sister a question
"Have you seen my sister?"
"No, but I read the book."
Looking at laptops when we see the chromebook we have at home
"Hey look, it's that thing that struggles with the concept of Ctrl-P"
"Well, that is why they made diapers"
My van's brakes have been grinding for the past few days and I was able to get them fixed yesterday.
On the way to driving my daughter, an avid WOW player, to school this morning I stopped at the stop sign and said, "You hear that?" She shakes her head no. "The brakes aren't grinding anymore. The van is now level 51!"
She simply looked at me and shook her head.
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