Brake fluid Puns

A list of puns related to "Brake fluid"

Sure, I drink brake fluid

But I can stop anytime.

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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I love brake fluid.

Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!

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👤︎ u/Cadhik
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.

I can stop any time.

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👤︎ u/jasonhackwith
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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Brake fluid.
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👤︎ u/fishingnet7479
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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👤︎ u/Obsessivefrugality
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants.

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)

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👤︎ u/hey_thereDude
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

I always say, “I can stop whenever I want.”

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👤︎ u/SomolianButtPirate
📅︎ May 29 2020
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During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid

But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want

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👤︎ u/Mister_Kurtz
📅︎ May 12 2020
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My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid

She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want

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👤︎ u/Durty_Rick_Sanchez
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like

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👤︎ u/bigmeepslarryhoova
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid

I keep telling her I could stop at any time

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👤︎ u/John87Nintendo
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?

He said he could stop any time he wants.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Sure, I drink brake fluid.

But I can stop anytime.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

I can stop any time I want.

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👤︎ u/off-and-on
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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i know a guy addicted to brake fluid

he says he can stop any time.

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👤︎ u/jay-hates-today
📅︎ May 20 2020
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Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!

I can stop anytime!

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👤︎ u/potatogamer555
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?

I can stop any time I want.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....

Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

But it's ok I can stop at any time.

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👤︎ u/Doomage007
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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I’m addicted to brake fluid,

On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!

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👤︎ u/cplaprade
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid

But he insisted he could stop at any time.

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👤︎ u/midwest-distrest
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I am addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want.

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👤︎ u/Anduril_uk
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid

He said he could stop anytime.

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👤︎ u/kiddiediddler69
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

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👤︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid

But he says he can stop at anytime.

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👤︎ u/skottagecheese
📅︎ May 26 2016
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

but I can stop any time...

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist
📅︎ May 20 2019
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My sister is addicted to brake fluid...

But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.

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👤︎ u/SuperDoody
📅︎ Mar 21 2016
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I’m not addicted to brake fluid

I can stop whenever I want to.

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👤︎ u/LetsdothisEpic
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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My friend has become addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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👤︎ u/Access_Denied316
📅︎ Jun 22 2017
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I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but it’s not a problem because he can stop anytime
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👤︎ u/madsmand
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

It’s ok, I can stop any time!!

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👤︎ u/nothardly78
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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They said I am addicted to brake fluid

but I can stop any time

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👤︎ u/pyr8t
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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My friend is addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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👤︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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So what if I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid?

I can stop any time.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop at anytime though.

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👤︎ u/Jaydice55
📅︎ May 12 2017
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

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👤︎ u/yeahlte
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, he said he can stop anytime
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👤︎ u/TrilobiteTV
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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I’m not addicted to brake fluid!!

I can stop whenever I want.

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👤︎ u/1964110084
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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I am addicted to brake fluid,

but I can stop whenever I want

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👤︎ u/Anduril_uk
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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My brother is addicted to brake fluid

The good thing is that he can stop at anytime

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👤︎ u/Joaquin-_-
📅︎ Feb 26 2015
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I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid...

He says he can stop anytime

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👤︎ u/HolderofSilence
📅︎ Mar 31 2013
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.....

But I can stop any time I want to.

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👤︎ u/adjiii
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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People say I’m addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want

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👤︎ u/b0b_l0b_law
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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I’m not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop whenever I want.
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👤︎ u/WhaddupNerd
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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Addicted to brake fluid?

You can stop anytime!

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👤︎ u/fuego1307
📅︎ May 09 2017
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I know this guy who got addicted to brake fluid.

But he says he can stop whenever he wants.

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👤︎ u/DickLunchBox
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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