Bork Puns

A list of puns related to "Bork"

What did one dog say to the other dog?

Bork Bork Bork

Itd be funnier if you were a dog, trust me

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👤︎ u/Mt105
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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An acceptable name for a puppy could be...

A Subwoofer

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👤︎ u/MasoCasoQueso
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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What did the dog say when it came home

" I am Bork guys"

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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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👤︎ u/oczysrebrne1
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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What did the dog say to the other dog?

BARK BARK BARK! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! BORK BORK BORK!

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👤︎ u/I_like_cheese03
📅︎ May 16 2019
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