Helllllo r/torontoevents!
Finnegan's Wake here again. We're playing our first weekend show, and we're pretty excited to share the stage (and a pint) with these fine bands. Some of y'all might recognize us in someway or another, come on out! And for those of you we haven't met, come say hi!
Setlist (latest to earliest):
- Finnegan's Wake: https://www.facebook.com/FinnegansWakeToronto
- Bonwit Teller: http://www.reverbnation.com/bonwitteller
- Graeme Lang: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Graeme-Lang/523763027648276
- Steady Hills: https://www.facebook.com/steadyhills
http://showgopher.com/#!Toronto/2013-09-20/RanchoRelaxo
Fri Sept 20th / $7 / Rancho Relaxo (300 College St) / Doors at 9
Even moar event details:
https://www.facebook.com/events/156748447852585/
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Frances St. John Smith was born in 1909 to wealthy parents in New York City, New York. Her parents, St. John Smith and Florence Howland, were descended from families who sailed to the United States on the Mayflower and are very well-established names on the East Coast. Her parents had high hopes for Frances and her brother, St. John Smith, though only the latter would go on to achieve them. By 1928, Frances was missing and presumed dead.
Frances had always been a shy, nervous girl. She had a strong affinity for music, presumably passed down by her grandmother, who played the piano and taught music professionally. Florence had hoped her daughter would become a music teacher, just as her own mother was, but Frances lived in a kind of fairytale world of her own making. Sheltered by her mother out of fear of suffering more loss, Frances fancied treasures brought to her from far-off points around the globe and the sense of comfort she had in the stability of her sheltered Manhattan bubble.
Frances attended high school at Milton Academy in Milton, Massachusetts. There, she struck up a close friendship with Joy Kimball, the daughter of a prominent physician. She roomed with Joy during their last two years at Milton, and it was there that they decided to continue on together to Smith College in Northampton, Massachusetts. Her parents initially hoped that Frances would drift out of her fairytale world and into real life with the help of Joy (and their friend, Anne Morrow), but both Frances and Joy’s parents decided it was best that the girls were split up in order to experience college in different ways. In the end, Joy was given a room in Smith College’s Northrop House, while Frances was assigned a room on the third floor of Dewey House.
For 18-year-old Frances, living in the oldest building on campus made her nervous. The building shuddered in the wind, and the floors snapped with footsteps late at night. One morning, she told Joy over breakfast that she was convinced a man was walking the halls at night. Mrs. James Atwell, the matron of the house, assured her that there was nothing to worry about, but Frances never did feel at home in her third-floor room during the fall semester of 1927.Florence was close friends with Anne Morrow’s mother, Elizabeth Cutter Morrow. Elizabeth, the wife of U.S. Senator Dwight Morrow and a well-respected poet in her own right, had graduated from Smith College in 1896 and was the one who en
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
