Since this is a โ€œNanaโ€ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a โ€œbaโ€. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a โ€œbananaโ€ on the counter.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
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You have to admit the most inclusive horticulture is bonsai

cause it's anti-bigger-tree

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Yesterday I built a bonsai bench

Very motivated. Got up early and worked all day at it.

Carpentry diem.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ZeroJoke
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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A guy was stopped by security

Sir this is a private subdivision.

I'm just passing through.

What's that in the bag?

Oh, these are bonsia plants.

What's a bonsai plant?

They're small trees. See?

Sorry, I can't let you through.

Why?

NO TREES PASSING.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lurens_b
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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One of the hoses was imported from Mexico!

I grow bonsai trees. Somewhere between 50-70 of them. My Dad was visiting the garden and asked how I watered them. I said I used two hoses, but one of them was Spanish. He asked "How can you tell?" I replied, "Well, there's Hose B and Hose A."

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