He goes by Darth Trader
Mum bye.
Because that would be in cider trading
or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator
and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator
This may fit better in r/unclejokes but seeing how this line was from my dad, I wanted to put it here.
Me: I told a friend that I was having some trouble in the bedroom and he suggested talking to my doctor about Viagra. I don't know how that's supposed to help me put a wardrobe together.
My dad: Might actually make it harder.
https://imgur.com/gallery/o6IZNXX
We weren't taking shit from anyone that day
Things are really getting out of hand...
Forex Gold
Jesus!
I want to be a bouillonaire.
I hope to become a bouillionaire!
My accountant said it would be a sound investment.
He became a bouillon-naire
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
Now that’s humerus
But most people called it a laughing stock
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
Green Day!
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
I told him it would be a sound investment.
I just wanted some company.
I walked in and stole some guy's Rolex.
I guess I have to keep holding it.
Investigator
But now I have bullions!
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
but hindsight isn't 2021.
It was a stock exchange.
They practice squid pro quo.
What an Oxo moron
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
Business has been Brisk, baby!
I'm a frostitute
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
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...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Laughing stock
The Wurst Käse scenario has arrived.
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
