Bogus Puns

A list of puns related to "Bogus"

“Judge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok..... Judge, half of my parking tickets are bogus!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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If your digital multimeter gives a bogus reading, try it again.

It's probably a Fluke.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Me: "Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!" reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/mariovers
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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This Joke Lacks Bite

There are rumors of yet another Bill and Ted Sequel following the one in production. Reportedly, it will feature an older, toothless Keanu Reeves who is fighting with his insurance company.

Yeah, the working title: Billin' Ted for Bogus Dentures.

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👤︎ u/P33J
📅︎ May 05 2020
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“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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