My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why are UFO pictures always blurry?

Because if they were clear, they would be IFO

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📅︎ May 09 2020
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Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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👤︎ u/caughtBoom
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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Why blurry criminal images get sent to Asia to zoom and enhance?

Because InterpolAsian

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📅︎ May 01 2019
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Why are all your photos blurry dad?

Because life moves fast.

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👤︎ u/RndmRanger
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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How many hands am I holding up?

If you ever accidentally smack your kid in the face and they say ow my eyes is blurry, or if they bump their face etc

Say “ah buddy u ok? Can u see? How many hands am I holding up?

Then proceed to hold up one hand with four fingers.

The kid will most often say 4. Then you make the dad face.

“4 hands!?!? Yah we might have a problem!”

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📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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My first attempt at drawing a silly pun
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📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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Girlfriend, trying to remove smudges from her glasses.

"Ugh my right eye is blurry"

"No, honey, I can see it just fine"

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Man Recounts Failed Optometrist Career

"Looking back, it's all kind of blurry."

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📅︎ Dec 13 2015
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Dadjoked a friend of mine

So we were talking about last night, long night of drinking and stuff so i said its still somewhat blurry to me. I put in my contacts and said to him: "damn, i can see clearer now". No need to tell he sighed

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📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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My friend is weirdly addicted to taking blurry pictures of him in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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