Bloody stairlifts..!

They drive me up the wall..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Sat at the PC gaming last night and a bloody book hit me on the head!

I only have my shelf to blame!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My bloody neighbour was knocking on my door at 2am !!

Luckily I was still up playing my drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obrigado2020
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??

Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Do u think if a British person heard an American person go β€œugh I have a bloody nose” they would think β€œwe all have noses you know”

Credit goes to my friend who made the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBroseidon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I've called Bloody Mary three times now

I think she's ghosting me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indiguu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..

I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grmnlad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Last Thanksgiving I cut myself with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law walks up and grabs the bloody cut and starts twisting it. I screamed β€œOuch, what are you doing!!”

He says, β€œI’m applying the turn-a-cut!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Its bloody cold today just had to use my Company’s staff discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen.

Still only managed to get 10% off....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I thought I had a bloody nose.

...but I blew my nose and it’s snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmLuke0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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They only serve Bloody Marys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Why is a social media platform like a bloody Pennywise?

Because it's a reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samito14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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"Whoever invented the Band-Aid was a bloody genius" - my dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintoak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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I'm considering getting my steak bloody....

...it's a rare treat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chowdowntime
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Bloody Foreigner!

Coming over here, demanding to know what love is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesbaby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Bloody Brilliant (sorry if repost) indy100.com/article/cu-in…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangePrunes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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Every bloody time...

We can't mention the fact that someone's deaf without my Dad responding 'pardon?'

As a child I would repeat myself endlessly as he lolled inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-onmyface-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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