Bloody Mary Puns

A list of puns related to "Bloody Mary"

I've called Bloody Mary three times now

I think she's ghosting me

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👤︎ u/Indiguu
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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They only serve Bloody Marys.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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This is definitely not stolen
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👤︎ u/BlackRelish12
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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[Pun Request] Vampire Restaurant

Hope requests are allowed, I have a vampire ( or similar) running an inn, "Bring out your bread" in a tabletop game and I need ideas for food and drinks. Currently I have steak, bloody Mary, Ham Helsing, and Bram Sausages Dracula ( that one didn't really work when I played it)

Any suggestions

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👤︎ u/redTrakor
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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A joke my dad just made:

Mom: (after finishing her Bloody Mary) Now what should I get?

Dad: Drunk!

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👤︎ u/chris24m
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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👤︎ u/rhinobird
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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