A list of puns related to "Black horse"
A zebra.
The barman says "Hey, you know this pub's named after you?"
The horse looks perplexed.
"...Steve?"
A zebra.
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey" says the barman. "Yes please" says the horse.
He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.
Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.
[real joke told to me by my dad]
Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
A Zebra
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