What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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A black horse walks into an English pub.

The barman says "Hey, you know this pub's named after you?"

The horse looks perplexed.

"...Steve?"

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What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey" says the barman. "Yes please" says the horse.

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👤︎ u/1963_jan
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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So a farmer has trouble telling his two horses apart...

He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.

Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.

[real joke told to me by my dad]

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👤︎ u/GameNWatch
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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My Dad's go to joke

Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra

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