Bjorn Puns

A list of puns related to "Bjorn"

Bjorn to be a father

My dad: “Your brother just sent me a message saying he’d seen the new Mamma Mia, I sent him a photo of me and the new car”

Me: “.....”

My dad:”I told him he’d now seen the new Papa Kia too”

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👤︎ u/uncledjibrilsnephew
📅︎ Aug 07 2018
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Did you hear about the depressed Swede?

He wished he'd never been Bjorn!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Recently revived my desire to watch Viking shows.

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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What did the depressed Scandinavian say?

I wish I had never been Bjorn!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Which member of ABBA was the oldest?

Bjorn.
it’s easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.

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👤︎ u/outtamywayigottapee
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?

Bjorn in the wrong generation.

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👤︎ u/RavioliStiegl
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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