I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.

He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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Did you know soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called β€˜Bear’?

He wrote telephone hold music.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/norney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2020
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Bill Withers, sadly no longer withus.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jenko_85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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How do you turn a duck into a popstar?

Heat it in the microwave 'til it's Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/localgasgiant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dunkulture1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aaaaaidan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2020
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How do you get a duck to sing R&B?

Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2019
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I told Bill Withers, β€œAin’t No Sunshine is a double negative. That’s bad grammar.”

He said, β€œI know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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People keep telling me that Bill Withers has died

I tell them, 'I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mish106
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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My girflriend was devastated when she heard Bill Withers died.

I put my arms around her and said: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2020
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/forest-of-ewood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.

(A tribute to Bill - RIP)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkskiez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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How do you make a duck sing soul?

Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ter9193
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2020
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ?

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2020
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Cook it till it's Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotANinja252
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2019
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redrockit06
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2019
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You pop it in the oven until it’s Bill Withers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jazzhustler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2018
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/northsouth261
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2018
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

...Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SubcommanderMarcos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2017
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How do you turn a duck into an 80's singer?

You put it in the microwave until it's bill withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshthatguy99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2018
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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

Put it a microwave and see if it's Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/colonelmuddypaws
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2013
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How do you turn a duck into a 70's soul singer?

Stick him in the microwave 'til its Bill Withers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boobamajugs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2014
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SurpriseBukkake
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