I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
Dostoevsky once wrote: "Beauty will save the world".
After seeing my mother-in-law, it seems like there's gonna be war.
Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to
So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"
My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
What does the genie say when you wish for a $50 bill?
I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)
Did you hear about the optometrist who saved a life?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man
I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
It’s my retirement hedge fund.
Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.
How did the arborist save a tree?
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
Did you hear about the man who spent his life savings opening a distillery?
I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world
I read a Shower Thought today that said that if I get a Bachelor's Degree in Science, then I'm techinally science guy like Bill Nye
But I call B.S. on that
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I just finished painting a customer’s home and they were surprised with the bill...
Them: “You’ve factored in all the labour, but what about the paint?”
Me: “It’s on the house”
What is the slipperiest country in the world ?
Who’s the richest fish in the world?
Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft!
Did you hear the story about a glass of milk that saved the world once?
Watson is the most famous doctor in the world
One of the world leaders is actually an alien hellbent on taking over the world and I know who it is!
It's crazy but it's Trudeau
Once a coin saved a person's life, the coin was in his shirt pocket, the coin deflected the bullet shot at him
The coin was truly his life savings
What’s the highest number in the world?
Ain't she out of the world?? 😉
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
How did the King save his drowning son?
Thousands of people have found the device that can cut their electric bills in half......
My efforts to save on my electricity bills have really paid off.
And honestly, I’m delighted.
What's Bill Nye's favorite day?
The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.
Some might say it was his life savings.
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
Why did the girl break up with a guy who paid for everything with ten dollar bills?
My grandson was taken to the hospital because he swallowed a $5 bill
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
I just found out that Bill Nye is just his stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
Today I found out that Bill Nye is a stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
Today I found out what Bill Nye’s formal name is.
It’s William New Years Eve.
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested..
I hear they are gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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