What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna fish AND a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a ruble and a dollar?
What's the difference between Iron man and aluminum man?
Iron man stops the criminals! Aluminum man just foils their plans.
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired.
What is the similarity between Titanic and Sixth sense?
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people get this.
What's the difference between a spy and a computer?
A spy has inside intel.
A computer has Intel Inside.
What's the difference between a bad joke, and a dad joke?
The direction the first letter is facing.
Wanna know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Holy Cow! Did you hear about the fight between 2019 and 2020?
What’s the difference between black eye peas and chick peas?
Black eye peas can sing us a song; chick peas can only hummus one.
What’s the difference between Putin and poutine?
Some people actually like poutine
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
An enzyme doesn't make noice
I started a fight between vegans and vegetarians at a convention.
I've never seen so much beef.
Unfortunately, my wife and I let astrology get between us
What’s the difference between a fart and an Egyptian mummy?
One is common tootin’ but the other is Tutankhamen
What’s the biggest difference between N. Korea and S. Korea?
What's the difference between being naked in the woods vs. being naked at home?
What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance?
I don't know, and I don't care.
A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing. The pro asks: “where’d you get stung?” “Between the first and second hole”, she answers.
The pro replied: “your stance is too wide”.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The position of the dirtbag.
What's the difference between r/jokes and r/dadjokes?
What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day
What’s the difference between a camera and a foot?
A camera has photos while a foot has five toes…..
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A zippo is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a nicely dressed man on a bicycle?
What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?
So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed and other dad's nodded approvingly.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One weighs about 2 tonnes and the other is a little lighter!
What's the difference between a genie and a scientist?
One grants wishes and the other wishes for grants
Whats the difference between snowman and snowwoman?
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What's the difference between People living in Dubai and the ones living in Abu Dhabi
People in Dubai don't like Flintstones, but the ones in Abu Dhabi do
Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman
you can unscrew a lightbulb
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One watches cells and one sells watches.
What is the difference between a sycophant and a cook specialized in Indian cuisine?
One curries for favour the other for flavor.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.
What do you call an online acrimonious battle between a once happy couple?
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man foils their plans.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron man stops criminals. Aluminum man just foils their plans.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
What's the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.
What's the difference between a Dad joke and a bad joke?
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
Well one's really heavy, and the other one is a little lighter
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