Soup or salad?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and the steak dinner special. "Would you like soup or salad?" the bartender asks. "Heck yes," the guy replies. "Who wouldn't want a crime-fighting head of lettuce?"

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.