A very beefy pun, I must say.
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A beefy pun

What do you call a cow with no legs??

Ground beef

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👤︎ u/ynnelwonbo
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It's a beefy situation
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👤︎ u/kucing
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Beefy?

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

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👤︎ u/bellylvc
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I was wondering who weighed more, cows or horses

Sure, the horse is bigger, but the cow looks BEEFY

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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get nice buns

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Cows have to stand all day and stand while sleeping at night

Their legs have to be pretty beefy to do that

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What do you call a muscle-bound bee?

Beefy

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What do you call a cow that works out?

Beefy

  • my 15 year old daughter trying to emulate my sense of humor.
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👤︎ u/deus42
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What do you call the cow that slayed a dragon?

Legendairy.

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👤︎ u/52754215
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