Male bees die after mating. Their life is basically…
Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
Hey friends! In support of the LGBTQ+ community I wanted to design a punny pride greeting card and I am so happy with how it turned out :D let me know what you think!
My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....
There are 3 unwritten rules in life:
I failed basic geometry because I just couldn't comprehend a vertical axis.
If life gives you melons...
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
I spent my entire life savings on pasta.
It was worth every penne.
My life has been turned upside down...
People who take care of chickens are basically....
A painter wanted to get life insurance but was told he was uninsurable...
Due to his history of multiple strokes.
My sex life is like Abraham Lincoln's.
My last four scores were seven years ago.
Have you noticed that cars are less controllable in video games than in real life?
It's because they're on a hard drive.
Raised a fortune at my bronchitis support charity event last night....
I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
This may not be the right sub for this, if so mods do your thing but my girlfriend, who has worked hard all her life to be a top ranked tennis player, just broke up with me.
I guess love means nothing to her.
It's a chard knock life...
For the life of me, I couldn’t remember the dress that ballerinas wear.
Then I put tu and tu together.
Why are shoulders your biggest supporters?
because they are always by your side
When you are at rock bottom in life...
Traveled to the top of a misty mountain in the Far East to ask the local monk the meaning of life
He said. Many men bite, but fumanchu
I'm actually happy for once in life!
Wait nevermind that's just the drugs kicking in ;(
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
Me: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: Is your car with the mechanic?
Me: Car?
I ask my mirror for life advice
After all, it spends its whole life reflecting
My friend said he had plenty of memorable years in his life, but couldn't specify when.
I can't tolerate that level of epochrisy
"Morel Support" by Harebrained
Animal puns are life
Hey son, wanna hear an animal pun
NO.
Whale then, bee it.
I recently bought a decibel reader and it changed my life...
At the bridge tournament, what did the Biden supporter bid?
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
I was trapped in a cave, staring at a wall, with this one guy my hole life
We had a very platonic relationship
If my ceiling fan supported my weight...
....I'll never be bored again.
I’ve got a condition which causes me to make terrible puns.
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
What is it called when a bear puts its life on paws during the winter?
My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
My grandpa worked the mines his entire life
I really miss him, he was the coalest man I knew
Three unwritten rules of life.
Male bees die after mating. That’s their life:
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