What's the name of albert Einstein's evil brother?

Frankeinstein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Most-Stomach4240
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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My brother got extremely pissed off when he put the top on a pot of water upside down. Then he turned it over.

He flipped his lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2021
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Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Global_Warming_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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A lot of people say the me and my older brother look alike

I agree because I have his jeans

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What kind of music does Mufasa’s brother like?

Ska.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yojimbo67
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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My eldest wanted to know why I wouldn't lend him any of my tools, but I let his younger brother, the prodigal son, borrow whatever equipment he wants.

Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.

It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My brother opens a box of cereals before finishing another, wasting them. Lets just say...

he’s a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___Anti___
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Lots of people know about Harley Quinn but very few people have heard about her twin brother who was stillborn...

Manny Quinn

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...

I told him to grow a pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.

He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"

I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?

'Ba dum tss'

He just sighs. "I hate you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Some_Dumb_Dude_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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My brother and I both picked up bottles of mouthwash on the same grocery trip...

I guess you could say we really got our Acts together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowgod42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My brother just died of heartburn

I can't believe Gaviscon...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call the wife of an elephant’s mother’s brother?

Eleph-aunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Ostrich2974
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My friend declared bankruptcy and disappeared to get rid of all his bills...

It was his un-due-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?

Blood blisters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.

His name was Legofirst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiteOwlNov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What is the name of Satan's long lost brother?

Sacos and Sasin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnusfeli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What’s the name of Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

Broco Lee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts

My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nap_needed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My brother is always making fun of my truck

He's so distrucktive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!

Dad calls him "Chop Suey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A couple of weeks ago my dad was taking us on a camping trip preceeded by a two hour drive, so a minute before we were going to leave the house he sat me and my brother down and told us:

Speak now or forever hold your pee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My brother has the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My brother-in-law, a clinical psychologist, says he is cutting back the days and hours of his work week.

In short his practice is shrinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I'm not a big fan of Thor's brother.

He's Loki a bad guy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhreedomPhighter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What was the name of Marilyn Monroe's caviar-loving brother?

Sal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xylempl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...

Experts say it is the best yeti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?

Because he was a Thor loser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/costerluver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,

"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother

Parsley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveTide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My twin brother was being rude to our mother on the phone, so I pushed him out of the window...

Now I am being charged with making an "obscene clone fall"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Costoffreedom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.

Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petrifiedgumball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Icarus had a lesser known brother. He wanted to swim to the bottom of the ocean.

Instead of wax, he used paraffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Ok, another one from the "Just being a Dad" series.

Early days with the kids. five, six? I don't really remember, but it was about the time they were afraid of "Monsters" in the closet, under the bed, always at night. Frustrating!

Anyway, I used to put water in a spray bottle, add just a little of my aftershave (so it smelled like me), and I created a label for "Monster Spray". The label looked damn good, it looked "real" at least to a six year old.

Spray under the bed, around the room, in the closet, wherever. It worked so well that every kid in the neighborhood was borrowing it!

Years later, a young niece was afraid of "Bee's" in her dreams, I guess she had been stung, so I turned my brother on to the secret. We made "Monster and Bee Spray" for her.

To this day, I think the secret was the little bit of aftershave, and that we took it seriously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phredex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Father's day tradition

Not a joke per se, but every Father's Day my brother remakes his kids sit and listen to 30 minutes of dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegasman20002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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My brother always has hard candy inside a pocket of his 3-piece suit

He calls them β€œin vest mints”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uconnrob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What is the name of the skinny brother of green?

Light green

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukundmadhav
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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My dumb way of greeting my little brother on his 20th birthday imgur.com/2hliHeR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pr0crasturbatin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My brother wanted to stop getting his hair cut for 6 months, but now he doesn't want to get rid of his long hair anymore...

It really grew on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoOfEmYesterday
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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My brother and I are trying to come up with an extensive list of vegetable related puns

Lettuce know if you have any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A bunch of star wars food puns I made with my brother
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Penguin_1ord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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