Hey I Alt-so have a good pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rejected-Name-ID
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2021
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A man and his boyfriend are in a bar that is laid out like a computer keyboard, both on the two alt keys.

The guy sighs. "I feel that there is space between us."

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I don’t like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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When would you only use the alt and delete buttons on a computer?

When you have lost control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate223
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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My brother became a step father to a teenage girl, and I found her throwaway reddit account and she's answering all sorts of questions right now.

That's a niece on alt AMA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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Pappa

Once they have finished mating, the mother roach tries to find a safe place to lay her eggs while the pappa roach tries to support his new family by starting an alt/rock band.

This wasn't his first career choice, but it is his last resort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSmitty0754
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Dad joke on vacation.

Scene: A family exploring a busy city, they've been walking for a while.

Sister: "My feet are so sore can we sit down somewhere soon?"

Dad: Sees the church that he wanted to check out "We can go inside that church"

Sister: "I just don't wanna walk any more though"

Dad: "But when you go inside, you can sit down and let your sole be healed" (Alt. Ver. "Let your soul be heeled")

It didn't hit me that we were dad joked until we were sitting inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2brun4u
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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