Jpmorgan Chase Puns

I just realized my Chase credit card payments, showing up on my bank account, have been renamed. It used to read "Payment to Chase", but now it shows "Payment to JP Morgan". I can't explain it. I've always know Chase was JP Morgan, but when I saw that, my blood started to boil. Time to pay this off by end of Q1.

Jon Stewart has a podcast (and a show on Apple+) and he’s been getting into the economy- The Problem With Jon Stewart

Remember when everyone was talking about getting Jon Stewart’s attention onto GME?

>“We also have a hotline! Call in and ask us a question before we regret this idea entirely. The number is  1-212-634-7222.”

Oh man, if you only knew…

Jon Stewart and JPMorgan Chase CEO, Jamie Dimon debate over the economy and how much it favors corporations over the investor class:

Jon talks with Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase

(Dimon is real condescending. Shocker.)

Since Dimon pretty much claimed that Jon was too uninformed and simple to properly understand the economy throughout the interview, Stewart did a follow up with former Federal reserve economist Claudia Sahm:

The Problem With Our Not-At-All Free Market

(She seems nice and wicked smart. Maybe I’m biased ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

So, what do we think? Should we let Stewart know what he and the rest of the world are missing?

Edit (even though it’s probably too late): after giving it some thought, I think what we need to do is tie our current scenario to what they did in 2008. Hook it back to that catastrophe and tell Beefstew that they are doing it all again (🌎👨‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀).

I saw that:

• Alphabet Inc (Google) uses Computershare to DRS
• Amazon.com Inc uses Computershare to DRS
• 𝐀𝐌𝐂 Entertainment Holdings uses Computershare to DRS
• Bank of America Corporation uses Computershare to DRS
• Blackrock uses Computershare to DRS
• BNY Mellon uses Computershare to DRS
• Citigroup Inc uses Computershare to DRS
• Credit Suisse uses Computershare to DRS
• Goldman Sachs uses Computershare to DRS
• HSBC uses Computershare to DRS
• Interactive Brokers uses Computershare to DRS
• JPMorgan Chase & Co uses Computershare to DRS
• Morgan Stanley uses Computershare to DRS
• UBS Group uses Computershare to DRS

etc.

At first I saw this post:

• Computershare - A List of all the companies you can invest in by u/New-Consideration420

and I saw:

> "but its slow and takes forever to load."

so I made this post:

• [You had me at "SLOW"] Computershare - A List of all the companies you can invest in

and a few commenters chimed in suggesting offtopic-related sentiment, which I kind of agreed with and felt bad about posting it, but I continued on to finish what I started

• "I only invest in GME."
• (Yep! Me too! but I realize after posting that this post may actually be bigger than about that)
• "🤷‍♂️ what’s all this got to do with GameStop though Jkh? I do not see how it’s relevant"
• (I wasn't sure. I didn't know. Curiosity sparked, and I still don't know why I prepared the post, but I felt compelled to glance at the data)

So then after sleeping and waking up I quickly skimmed through the list to read the names (which I actually didn't do yesterday, and even though I did today, I don't even know how to read, but I stuck a banana up my butt and I consider that successfully reading anyway, so when I read thisstuck banana up my butt revealing that all those other companies (many of whom have and are still counterfeit naked shorting GameStop) also use Computershare, I am now even more curious to be more curious than I was at first.

Anyway, I haven't really dug anything further about this, but I just wanted to share and spread awareness, cuz, I think:

analogous to playing games like Legend of Zelda (for the origina

This represents a change in shares of 423.63 percent and a change in value of 190.46 percent during the quarter. Wow!

Back in June I posted here about the idea of pooling our shareholder voting power to take down big oil (https://www.reddit.com/r/ClimateOffensive/comments/nvec0i/radically_democratic_takedown_of_big_oil/). I'm excited to share that our platform, iconik, is now live with two campaigns, one targeting JPMorgan Chase for its fossil fuel investments. The campaign is being led by Stop the Money Pipeline and Stand.earth, and sponsored by Sierra Club, Bill McKibben, and Jamie Margolin.

In a nutshell: JPMorgan Chase is a prominent financier of oil and gas projects and the campaign organizers are pushing for them to stop. I'm sure some of you have already seen this but it's a great resource: https://www.ran.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Banking-on-Climate-Chaos-2021.pdf

Anyone can join by buying some shares on iconik (or transferring existing shares onto the platform) and sending their shareholder votes to the organizers with a single swipe. You can take back the votes or sell the shares whenever you like. Our belief is that when we band together as investors, our voice will be stronger. To get the app, go to https://iconikapp.com on your phone and you should see buttons for the app stores. You can check out the full campaign statements in the app.

Here's a bit of press: https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/iconik-trading-app-launch-retail-investors-collective-voice-activist-campaigns-2021-12

If anyone here knows activists or orgs who might be interested in running campaigns at publicly-traded companies, please encourage them get in touch with me or fill out a form here: https://www.iconikapp.com/start-a-campaign.

Thank you for reading!

JP morgan holding over 3 TRILLION in deriviatives mostly over the counter. No doubt still manipulating

gold n silver prices with said derivitives. Imagine when they blow up in their face !

I have yet to see a JPMorgan Chase timeline so I wanted to share, feel free to ask any question; I can answer as long as it isn't specific questions pertaining to the interview process. I made no mention of ongoing deadlines to my recruiter.

11/5: Applied (Posting date was 8/1)

11/5: Received a Hirevue assessment

11/10: Submitted Hirevue assessment (2 leetcode medium questions, with video explanations; passed all test cases)

11/29: Received a final interview invite scheduling

12/9: Final Interview (Superday; 2x45, technical and behavioral interview)

12/17: Received verbal offer ($110k base, $20k sign on bonus for NY Metro area, $5-15k annual performance bonus)

Offer seems to have gone up from previous years, was expecting $100k TC.

I placed a transfer on 10-04-21. It claimed it would take 3-5 business days. The shares haven’t left Chase yet. Chase said I was wrong and they should appear at ComputerShare and Chase. I asked if they think I can sell them from Chase and sell them from ComputerShare, because that’d be amazing to just make shares out of thin air.

After confirming ComputerShare doesn’t have them I called Chase back and the rep said they’d open a ticket to find out why they haven’t transferred. I said don’t open a ticket, just transfer my shares you are required by law to have already transferred or my next contacts will be with regulatory agencies.

Seriously, seems like they’re having a hard time finding real shares and just lying about transfers being complete, maybe in hopes people either don’t follow up, or they give up.

It can’t be said enough. F Chase Bank and Jaime Dimon. Give me my shares that I paid for!!!

Edit: I called today and the first level of phone support had no clue why the transfer failed, or explanation for how it would be remediated. The next level of support had no explanation for why I wasn’t notified, but claims the transfer failed for a failure to match transfer on death information. So ostensibly, Chase simply decided to say “oh we tried” and let it sit indefinitely until forced to resubmit. I’ll call every day until ComputerShare has my shares.

A note from JPMorgan states that Ethereum might keep losing dominance in the field of decentralized finance in the coming year. The note, written by Nikolaos Panigirtzoglou, managing director of global markets strategy at JPMorgan, states this dominance is at risk due to the problems Ethereum has had scaling its network.

Ethereum has centered on an L2 (Layer 2)-centric roadmap, that supports the rise of rollups and sidechains to try and find alternatives to the intensive activity and high fees that are happening on its Layer 1 blockchain.

Even with this strategy, the percentage of defi dominance, which was estimated at almost 100% at the start of last year, has dropped to an estimate of 70% of the market right now.

Panigirtzoglou further explains that what’s more problematic is the fact that Ethereum has lost part of its influence in the defi arena to other chains, instead of to its own L2 scaling solutions.

Solana, Avalanche, BSC, and Terra, a group of smart contracts-enabled cryptocurrencies and networks known as “ethereum killers,” have been gaining market share and creating a community behind them.

This has also resulted in the price increase of their respective native tokens. While Ethereum managed to also increase the price of its network asset, ether (ETH), each one of the aforementioned tokens surpassed ETH’s performance last year.

Sharding, which is the strategy Ethereum will use to scale in its L1 blockchain, won’t arrive until next year after the merge, which will change the proof-of-work (PoW) consensus to a more energy-friendly proof-of-stake (PoS) consensus.

Ethereum dominance at stake according to JPMorgan Chase & Co.

Hi,

I have got a job offer from JPMC from an email id which has @ chase.com as its domain name. Is this legit? I have a weird feeling because on the job portal it shows "No longer under consideration" for the job profile I applied but on the email, they're asking me to send in some details about expected ctc etc and whether I would be comfortable with an interview on XYZ date.

Jon Stewart has a podcast- The Problem With Jon Stewart

Remember when everyone was talking about getting Jon Stewart’s attention onto GME?

>“We also have a hotline! Call in and ask us a question before we regret this idea entirely. The number is  1-212-634-7222.”

Oh man, if you only knew…

Jon Stewart and JPMorgan Chase CEO, Jamie Dimon debate over the economy and how much it favors corporations over the investor class:

Jon talks with Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase

(Dimon is real condescending. Shocker.)

Since Dimon pretty much claimed that Jon was too uninformed and simple to properly understand the economy throughout the interview, Stewart did a follow up with former Federal reserve economist Claudia Sahm:

The Problem With Our Not-At-All Free Market

(She seems nice and wicked smart. Maybe I’m biased ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

So, what do we think? Should we let Stewart know what he and the rest of the world are missing?

Edit (even though it’s probably too late): After giving it some thought, I think what we need to do is tie our current scenario to what they did in 2008. Hook it back to that catastrophe and tell Beefstew that they are doing it all again (🌎👨‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀).

Jon Stewart has a podcast (and apple+ show) and he’s been getting into the economy- The Problem With Jon Stewart

Remember when everyone was talking about getting Jon Stewart’s attention onto GME?

>“We also have a hotline! Call in and ask us a question before we regret this idea entirely. The number is  1-212-634-7222.”

Oh man, if you only knew…

StewBeef and JPMorgan Chase CEO, Jamie Dimon debate over the economy and how much it favors corporations over the investor class:

Jon talks with Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase

(Dimon is real condescending. Shocker.)

Since Dimon pretty much claimed that Jon was too uninformed and simple to properly understand the economy throughout the interview, Stewart did a follow up with former Federal reserve economist Claudia Sahm:

The Problem With Our Not-At-All Free Market

(She seems nice and wicked smart. Maybe I’m biased ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

If we were to tie our current scenario to what they did in 08 and show that they never stopped) we could appeal to his Interest in financial corruption. Hook it back to that cluster-fuck and tell him that they are doing it all again (🌎👨‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀).

So, what do we think? Should we let StewBeef know what he and the rest of the world are missing?