A list of puns related to "Baltimore"
...then we'll be C6.
Old Bae
Im told no one was killed.....but many suffered from soft tissue damage.
Oops, wrong sub.
They said there was nothing interesting, just tiles and other cars. I said that's because the tunnel is "bored".
They didn't get it. I told them you have to dig deep for that one.
Eventually they got it, and told me to stop telling bad jokes. I wanted to see how low I could go.
I said "That's easy, you're already a Maryland man's son."
And I said Barber Allen Poe
"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"
There is a room dedicated to sea anemones, a big space with low light coming from these glass tanks full of beautiful, fragile creatures. My son and I stood admiring them for a moment, and I commented, "Well, at least they'll never be lonely here."
"Why is that, Dad?"
"With anemones like these, who needs friends?"
A loud universal groan went up and I hastily retreated.
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and my dad looked at me and goes "I didn't realize we were in an online retailer!!!"
1195 Baltimore Pike #100, Gettysburg, PA 17325
After telling us about moving to Baltimore in the 30's: Dad: "So how'd you get to Baltimore, papaw?" (Meaning, was it for work or any particular reason. ) Papaw: "I took the train, boy." Like it was the dumbest question he'd ever heard.
Dad: what do you think they call people from Baltimore?
Me: I don't know...
Dad:...Balti-morons...
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