A list of puns related to "Baja, Hungary"
Hi do you know some local hungary job page ? I am looking job for my sister lives in Baja. She speaks slovak (native), very good english, german. She lived in England and Germany few years. If you know some job offers portals in hungary or if you offer the jobs please let me know and i sent you her CV.
PS: yes i know Linkedin :)
Bob
Hello /r/Hungary !
I am looking to do my Private Pilots License at SkyTaxi Flight School, in Baja, Hungary, at the Kalocsa Airfield.
Does anyone know something about this area? What kind of things should I take note of (as someone who lives in the Netherlands).
Has anyone ever been at the airfield? Has anyone done any sort of flight training in Hungary?
I tried to find review about the airfield and the airschool, but I couldn't find any. I have been warned about paying some east European flight schools up-front, since some of them have been known to basically not exists.
The website looks ok, and I've asked the person on the other end of the phone if I could have a look at their airfield, and they said yes, which should be a good thing.
Any information would be appreciated! :)
Hello!
I hope this is allowed in this subreddit. I am usually a lurker on Reddit, but since I am planning a big life change this year. I figured I could ask you all for some advice.
I am planning on helping my mom retire to her hometown 2 hours from Budapest and I have family there and would like to help her retire. Perhaps even move with her to see what it is like to live in Hungary. This will be my first time moving this far out from the United States. I have also visited about. 4 times.
I wanted to ask for any and all advice that anyone might be willing to share with me! Especially, if you have done a move like this before.
I have an idea for starting a business as well within Hungary. How tough would it be for an American to do business within Hungary?
I grew up listening to my mom and dad speaking Hungarian. So, I can understand the language better than I can read or write. If I end up moving with my mom. I plan to learn the language ASAP.
I greatly appreciate any advice!
Thanks all!
Kosozonom szepen!! (This is for everyone that helped me!)
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Első és Második posztom után megérkezett a nem tervezett trilógia harmadik része. Nagyon szépen köszönöm a subnak az eddigi segítséget, tanácsokat, pozitív hozzászólást!
Nagyszülői és munkahelyi nyomásra anyukám végül felvette december 10-én az első Sinopharm vakcinát, mivel reménykedik, hogy a kínainak semmilyen hatása nincs. Máig tűkön ül, hogy mikor kapja már meg végre a kártyát és mikor tudja felmutatni munkahelyén, hogy ne küldjék el. Másodikat esze ágában sincs felvenni, mert akkor fejti ki az igazi hatását a vakcina, akkor lesznek robotok az emberekből, akkor hülyülnek meg, stb, amiket ugye eddig leírtam előző posztjaimban. Reménykedik, hogy amíg a munkáltató nem kéri számon a második adagot tőle, addig lemegy az egész Covid mizéria a világban. Az nem zavarja őt, hogy kb 1 hónap után érvénytelen lesz a kártya, ha nem veszi fel a második dózist. Mér senki sem tudja meggyőzni róla, ugyanis nagyon fájt a karja pár napig az oltás után és az már durva mellékhatás szerinte, igaz más baja nem lett de az csak a szerencsének köszönhető.
Húga és húgának a férje a karácsonyi asztalnál, akik hasonlóan oltásellenesek, még több idiotizmussal tömték tele a fejét, amibe beleszólásom nincs, mert 22 évesen nem érthetek ezekhez. Meg hogy ők átestek hivatalosan a covidon november közepén és senkinek semmi baja nem volt, meg sem érezték, csak a 9 éves lányuk került be a covidosztályra közepes tünetekkel a Heim Pálba, de mivel senki nem volt az egész osztályon, ezért a covid járvány csak kamu. A Pfizer rákot okoz, mert sejtosztódás az rák,, tehát én 3 oltás után készülhetek a pár év múlva bekövetkezendő rákomra. AstraZeneca kötelezően fog okozni másoknál vérrögöt, Omicron miatt felesleges az oltás, stb, stb, minden is előkerült a karácsony meghitt ünnepénél. És anyukám húga és a férje is tanár, szóval anya rájuk fog hallgatni... Nem fogja felvenni a második adagot.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
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